{"product_id":"sometimes-i-eat-shit-tee-men","title":"Sometimes I Eat Shit Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px 0px 1.2rem; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; padding-left: 20px; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eClassic fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e100% organic cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eHeavy-weight 230 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e4-thread overlock chain stitch for durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eUnbleached cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eScreen printed by hand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eIllustration drawn by someone who has eaten a lotta shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px 0px 1.2rem; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eThere are two types of people: The people who are eating shit and the ones not trying hard enough. Crafted from 100% organic cotton with heavy-weight 230 GSM fabric, this tee offers unmatched quality and comfort. The box cut silhouette and crew neck provide a modern, relaxed fit for all body types. Built to last with 4-thread overlock chain stitching, this t-shirt features a unique custom graphic that is sure to cause your peers to think you're weird. Pre-washed for softness and shrinkage prevention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px 0px 1.2rem; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; padding-left: 20px; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003ePre-washed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eDo not bleach unless you want to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eHang or tumble dry on low\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eDo not wear while republican\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"NXWHERE","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":49716870086977,"sku":"TS-32-WH-S-224","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":49716865696065,"sku":"TS-32-WH-M-224","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":49716851376449,"sku":"TS-32-WH-L-224","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"EXTRA SMALL","offer_id":49883696857409,"sku":"TS-32-WH-XS-224","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0280\/8705\/8505\/files\/QryB8AQtFy.png?v=1732508171","url":"https:\/\/mojave-flea-trading-post.myshopify.com\/products\/sometimes-i-eat-shit-tee-men","provider":"Trading Post","version":"1.0","type":"link"}