Product Description:
- 78.3% cotton, 17.4% Polyester, 4.3% Spandex
- Durable 220gsm
- Just Call Nxwhere Graphic on Chest - Digital Print
This tank was lovingly and painstakingly crafted from the best materials. Unless of course you remember that we are living in a simulation. Which means this particular line of code was lovingly and painstakingly crafted from the best simulated digital numbers injected into your cerebellum where you are being harvested for cheap energy to power the spaceships of our lizard overlords. Hail Lizard Emperor!
Care Instructions:
- Pre-washed
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Do Not Bleach (unless you want to, we're not here to boss you around)
- Hang or Tumble Dry on Low
- Iron on Low
- Will instantly increase your personal attractiveness by 58%