{"product_id":"i-wanna-be-nobody-tee-men","title":"I wanna be nobody Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px 0px 1.2rem; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; padding-left: 20px; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eClassic Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eCrew Neck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e100% Organic Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eHeavy-Weight 230 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e4-thread Overlock Chain Stitch for Durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eUnbleached Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eScreen Printed by Hand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eMade by Nobody For Nobody\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px 0px 1.2rem; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eYou should spend more time at the office. Why on earth would you go out in the middle of Nxwhere with all your friends? That’s time you could be spending in meetings, being productive, increasing the GDP, and maybe even impressing your manager before those quarterly reviews are here. Crafted from 100% organic cotton with heavy-weight 230 GSM fabric, this tee offers unmatched quality and comfort. The box cut silhouette and crew neck provide a modern, relaxed fit for all body types. Built to last with 4-thread overlock chain stitching, this t-shirt features a graphic that will make everyone assume you weren't breastfed long enough. Pre-washed for softness and shrinkage prevention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px 0px 1.2rem; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; padding-left: 20px; caret-color: #333333; color: #333333; font-family: Daytona, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -0.48px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003ePre-washed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eDo Not Bleach Unless You Want To\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eHang or tumble dry on low\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eTee May or May Not Assist in Getting You Laid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"NXWHERE","offers":[{"title":"EXTRA LARGE","offer_id":49716632125761,"sku":"TS-47-224-BL-XL","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"LARGE","offer_id":49716632158529,"sku":"TS-47-BL-L-224","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"MEDIUM","offer_id":49716632191297,"sku":"TS-47-224-BL-M","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SMALL","offer_id":49716632224065,"sku":"TS-47-BL-S-224","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"X small","offer_id":50419137708353,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0280\/8705\/8505\/files\/pIugdWfez5.png?v=1732500548","url":"https:\/\/mojave-flea-trading-post.myshopify.com\/products\/i-wanna-be-nobody-tee-men","provider":"Trading Post","version":"1.0","type":"link"}